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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
suicidal roaches?[ 3:40 AM ]
as promised, names, if any, has been changed to protect e identity of those involved.. havin said dat, i wld also like to add, juz fer e fun of it, dat events potrayed are purely fer entertainment n any similarities to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.. rrrrrite!!!!! *winkz*
how harmless does dat bug look? (dat's e cutest roach eva ho-key?!) innocent enuf, if u asked me.. but not when dey end up in yr boxers.. when u haf em on!!!! crawlin amongst yr family jewels, yr intimate bits, yr lil bro.. wat the...!!!!! i'd probly die.. there n den.. firstly fm shock.. den disgust.. den hurl my guts out.. n den die again... but of coz not before i scream my head off like a girl who juz saw her fave boyband member doin some suggestive moves.. heh.... well, yeah, den again, pity e lil roach, trapped in an alien jungle (HAHAHAHAH).. i'm sure it muz haf been so disorientated n near-death when it wuz finally released fm e torture of bein in such close proximity wit those foreign pieces of flesh.. wonderin if it cld breathe even.. i mean, how wuz e air down there? wuz it fresh? acrid? ammonia-ish?? LOL!!!!!!! honestly, dis is one classic story to tell e grankids.. it mite even come wit a moral attached to it.. probly will be sthg along e line of 'always check yr boxers before u put em on..' or simply 'clean yr boxers, or u cld haf roaches nestin in em.. n i kid u not! it happened to a young man i once knew.............'
n wonderin as well, wat cld haf gone thru e lil bug's head.. as in wat cld it haf had thot? 'oooh, wat's those two bits of ba**s doin down here? n wat abt dat finger-lookin thing? isn't it at e wrong place? i mean, e hands' r up there..' hahaha, okie, i'm crappin... i can sooo imagine bein in e roach's shoes (all 6? of em) tho, unable to escape, approachin ground zero in slow motion n den be in total darkness, willin myself to die... (tak sempat mengucap u noe..) unless, it's one perv of a roach, n it wuz totally enjoyin itself lah, rubbin its handsss togetha in absolute glee..=P but e fact dat e guy in question wuz so oblivious n scratched dat area coz it wuz kinda ithchy n scratchy simply amazes me!! i mean, i'll definitely be so traumatised dat it'll bring my phobia of creepy-crawlies to a whole new level!! n not to mention how hard i'll be scrubbin e affected area or even disinfectin it wit a litre of dettol; at least... eeeeeeuuuwww... i shudder juz at e thots of it.. dun even wanna imagine.. let's not even go there yah?
